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Assassin Creed series; The Last of Us; Bioshock series; Mass Effect trilogy; Fallout 3 & New Vegas; Dragon Age series; Game of Thrones; Breaking Bad; etc.
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vvordsworth:

Why you won’t be able to go to University

once again, friendlyjordies, thankyou

unregistered-hypercam2:

kremlint:

why health insurance is so expensive
$100 says this happened in florida

there is a greater chance that this happened in florida than the chances of the sun rising tomorrow

unregistered-hypercam2:

kremlint:

why health insurance is so expensive

$100 says this happened in florida

there is a greater chance that this happened in florida than the chances of the sun rising tomorrow

situpsaresobourgeoisie:

holy fuck 

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

killdrugs:

danbutt:

neptunain:

there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

as a certified Gay i can confirm that all of these are 100% correct

Weird and Gross Cis-Het Culture

men in bars: wow I sure hope this girl doesn't reject me
women in bars: wow I sure hope that guy looking at me isn't a literal murderer

"Please," she said. "He is my son. My first son.”

vaginomics:

hey baby girl

vaginomics:

hey baby girl