May 2013
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plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
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njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
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gorgeousdarren:
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
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scribblenauts:
when people say that they read a book before it became popular by becoming a movie
